Topic: Hey there people - I just joined you at www.ultimate-Empire-at-war.com (Read 622 times)

opusvic · « **on:** June 14, 2011, 10:48 pm »

Hi there - I just enrolled here at www.ultimate-Empire-at-war.com and was told that I might introduce myself. Hence, I'm called Kaleb Vishnu and I currently reside in the motor city in the US. I have a wonderful wife and 3 kids who fulfill me. I hope to be sharing thoughts with you here

Stockholm Syndrome (pORG13i) · « **Reply #1 on:** June 14, 2011, 11:15 pm »

Hello!

Good to have you on the boards!
Have a good time around here and enjoy yourself.
having a wife and 3 kids, I guess we won't have to tell you to behave....
you can find important information in the stickies on top of every board. for further information - feel free to ask.

so, I hope you'll like it here

kind regards
phil

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2011, 04:08 am »

Quote from: opusvic on June 14, 2011, 10:48 pm

Hi there - I just enrolled here at www.ultimate-Empire-at-war.com and was told that I might introduce myself. Hence, I'm called Kaleb Vishnu and I currently reside in the motor city in the US. I have a wonderful wife and 3 kids who fulfill me. I hope to be sharing thoughts with you here

I'm more interested to know why your signature links to haemorrhoid treatments.

My Jedi senses tell me this may be the Dark Side of the Bots speaking.

DarthCaedus (The Polish Wonder) · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:11 am »

welcome to the boards kaleb
you know what porgi we need to get that long extended list together again

Darthme · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:17 am »

You mean

Read teh stickiez
Beware of blondie
Respect the lolcats
aand I forget the rest..

DarthCaedus (The Polish Wonder) · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:28 am »

donnt touch the daft punk recordds....
oh and big sticks

Stockholm Syndrome (pORG13i) · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2011, 03:05 pm »

you always forget the obsolete warning of prototype...but be aware...sometimes this guy is....like the wind! and he got monkeys!!!!

DarthCaedus (The Polish Wonder) · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2011, 01:24 am »

oh yeah forgot the monkeys

aceofhicks · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2011, 02:13 am »

Quote from: Doktor von Wer on June 15, 2011, 04:08 am

I'm more interested to know why your signature links to haemorrhoid treatments.

My Jedi senses tell me this may be the Dark Side of the Bots speaking.

Considering that there have been a few Russian-Speaking bots, and that porn bot....

And the Fact that "he" only refers to this site by the URL.

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2011, 02:28 am »

Quote from: aceofhicks on June 16, 2011, 02:13 am

Considering that there have been a few Russian-Speaking bots, and that porn bot....

And the Fact that "he" only refers to this site by the URL.

I'm glad that someone took heed. It seems that the dark side clouds everything!

Darthme · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2011, 03:53 am »

Well, the Hemmorrhoid link seems Botty. And the fact that he's willing to give his full name. I just hope that he's a bot so I don't feel bad about saying this...

DarthCaedus (The Polish Wonder) · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:03 am »

hmmm gosh dang bots where are they all coming from?
the porn one really surprised me

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:11 am »

They're returning from the unexplored reaches of the galaxy. We can't hold them off without Mike indefinitely - we Jedi are keepers of the peace, not soldiers

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Darthme · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:36 pm »

Must be a problem with the site's anti-bot software (if there is any)

Maybe wwe've become too popular for our own good, and people have started to send bots to the webstie because people visit it.

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2011, 08:36 pm »

I don't know why the anti-bot checkers are not working... Though our validation checks are likely obsolete for today's bots by now. It wouldn't be so much of a problem, but they have correctly identified that I cannot police the front page sub-board due to a bug.

DarthCaedus (The Polish Wonder) · « **Reply #15 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:48 pm »

hmm who has time to put these things together?

Darthme · « **Reply #16 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:49 pm »

Old men sitting at their computers.

DarthCaedus (The Polish Wonder) · « **Reply #17 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:53 pm »

yeah no doubt why not do something constructive instead of putting porn on random sites

Darthme · « **Reply #18 on:** June 16, 2011, 10:09 pm »

Quote from: Doktor von Wer on June 16, 2011, 08:36 pm

I don't know why the anti-bot checkers are not working... Though our validation checks are likely obsolete for today's bots by now. It wouldn't be so much of a problem, but they have correctly identified that I cannot police the front page sub-board due to a bug.

Wait- Couldn't we just lock the Front Page board? That would give the bots no where to post.

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #19 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:46 pm »

Quote from: Kassius (Darthme) on June 16, 2011, 10:09 pm

Wait- Couldn't we just lock the Front Page board? That would give the bots no where to post.

That sub-board is set up with an oversight, being that my powers are negated in there, like the force in a ysalamiri bubble. I can't even do that

aceofhicks · « **Reply #20 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:47 pm »

Quote from: Doktor von Wer on June 16, 2011, 11:46 pm

That sub-board is set up with an oversight, being that my powers are negated in there, like the force in a ysalamiri bubble. I can't even do that

.... So when are Mike or Jones going to be online?

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2011, 12:05 am »

Well that's the £1 million question, isn't it?

DarthCaedus (The Polish Wonder) · « **Reply #22 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:13 am »

yes, yes it is

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