Topic: A Repair Technician Has Been Notified. (Read 988 times)

Dr. Doozer · « **on:** December 28, 2008, 10:17 pm »

I have begun to spread my own meme. It's from Dead Space, from the USG Ishimura's computer.

"A repair technician has been notified."

A person has a problem?

A repair technician has been notified.

Someone is bored?

A repair technician has been notified.

Continue!

Lord of the Night · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2008, 10:20 pm »

"Their killing us, coming out of the walls!"

"A repair technician has been notified"

Example of how useless technology is in things like dead space, doesnt help you and usually only gives away your position

Dr. Doozer · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2008, 10:22 pm »

Yeah, your best weapon is a freaking tool.

Please spread the line. It is supposed to be like It's Over 9000 or Do A Barrel Roll.

Mr. Recluse, the Beta Tester(Greiv55) · « **Reply #3 on:** December 29, 2008, 03:01 pm »

"THE REACTOR CORE IS GONNA EXPLODE IN 5 SECONDS!!!"
"A repair technician has been notified."
"WHAT?!?"
"A repair technician has been notified."
"Stupid mac....*explosion*"

M Doyle · « **Reply #4 on:** December 29, 2008, 03:32 pm »

Imperial ships incomming!
"a repair technition has been notiffied"
Nuclear missile launched!
"a repair technition has been notiffied"
Hello? yeah, my car's broken down, can i get some help?
"a repair technition is unavalible"

BowserandDESTROYAH! · « **Reply #5 on:** December 29, 2008, 04:02 pm »

"Godzilla has come!"
"A repair technician has been notified."
"Mothra has come!"
"A repair technician has been notified."
"Its LUNCH!!!"
"A repair technician has been notified and has been there."

Sergeant Lyeman · « **Reply #6 on:** December 29, 2008, 04:13 pm »

This is OnStar, have you been in a crash?
"*groans* yesssssss....."

"A repair technician has been notified"

M Doyle · « **Reply #7 on:** December 29, 2008, 04:19 pm »

We're under attack!
A repair technition has been notiffied
We're losing men!
A repair technition has been notiffied
We're all gonna die!
A mortition has been notiffied

Dr. Doozer · « **Reply #8 on:** December 29, 2008, 05:15 pm »

Caiman: The final line has been breached!
A repair technician has been notified.
Caiman: What the [censored]?!

Generic Boss 1: My emperor! I've failed you!
A repair technician has been notified.
Generic Boss 1: Oh, come o...*explosion*

Mr. Name change. (Rhyss) · « **Reply #9 on:** December 29, 2008, 05:43 pm »

All your base are belong to us
a repair technition has been notified

Mr. Recluse, the Beta Tester(Greiv55) · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2008, 05:07 am »

General! Can you hear me? We are under heavy fire and need support, over.
A repair technician has been notified.
WHAT?!?!?!?!?! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!!
A repair technician has been notified.
Stupid... *Shoots communications relay* ...Machine!
A HK47 unit has been notified and is on its way.
Oh... crap... AHHHHHHHHHHH-*is shot by HK47*

Mand'alor Trebor · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2008, 07:04 pm »

Necromorphs! inbound!

A repair technician has been notified.

How is that suposed to help me!

A repair technician has been notified.

What do i do now?

A repair technician has been notified.

Do a barrel Roll!

A repair technician has been notified.

Quantum Rain · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2008, 07:05 pm »

HK47 "Stupid non compartmentalized organic meatbags."
A repair technician has been notifed.

Mand'alor Trebor · « **Reply #13 on:** December 30, 2008, 07:13 pm »

one plus one equals windows vista!

A repair technician has been notified.........

Sergeant Lyeman · « **Reply #14 on:** December 30, 2008, 07:16 pm »

"Sir! Godzilla's attacking! We need rein-" *static*

"A repair technician has been notified"

Mand'alor Trebor · « **Reply #15 on:** December 30, 2008, 07:17 pm »

lol good one

Someone set us up the bomb!

A repair technician has been notified.

All your base are belongs to us!

A repair technician has been notified.

Dr. Doozer · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2008, 07:20 pm »

No, wait wait...

In AD 2101, war was beginning...

What happen?
Someone set up us the bomb.
A repair technician has been notified.
What the hell? It make no sense.
A repair technician has been notified.
All your base are belong to us.
A repair technician has been notified.
You no help. You still on the way to destruction.

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2008, 07:34 pm »

A repair technician has been notified?

That, as they say, is the system.

sgt. hicks · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2008, 07:39 pm »

"Sir! The ship is going to explode"

"A repair technician has been notified"

Kratas · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2008, 09:12 pm »

This really isnt funny,and dont ddo it please

Jesus Freak/ImpElite/Midna Fan · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:21 pm »

Someone's raping me!!
*a female technician has been notified and his coming to take you to her house and rape you whenever she likes.*
.....WHAT!!!!??

Mir'ika · « **Reply #21 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:31 pm »

We heard weapons discharges up there! Is everything alright?
A repair technician has been notified.

Little Timmy fell down a well!
A repair technician has been notified.

It's worse than that, he's dead Jim!
A repair technician has been notified.

Jesus Freak/ImpElite/Midna Fan · « **Reply #22 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:34 pm »

lol that was funny

Darth Vader's Luke's father!
a repair technician has been notified.
....to do what? un-father him?

The chancellor's actually a sith lord!
a repair technician has been notified.
what does your technician plan on repairing?! does he think he can repair sith lordiness or something?
a repair technician has been notified.
.....whatever.....

Mir'ika · « **Reply #23 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:38 pm »

It felt like a thousand voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.
A repair technician has been notified.

Ceiling Cat is watching you.
A repair technician has been notified.

Mand'alor Trebor · « **Reply #24 on:** December 31, 2008, 02:50 am »

we are losing atmophere!

A repair technician has been notified.

Mr. Name change. (Rhyss) · « **Reply #25 on:** December 31, 2008, 06:29 pm »

omg we are being nuked
a repair technician has been notified
wait whys that?
err i don't know but he still has been notified

Mr. Recluse, the Beta Tester(Greiv55) · « **Reply #26 on:** December 31, 2008, 06:33 pm »

Achmed Broke his leg!
A repair Technician has been notified.

BowserandDESTROYAH! · « **Reply #27 on:** December 31, 2008, 07:52 pm »

Hi Jake!
A repair Technician has been notified.
What?
A repair Technician has been notified.
Shut Up.
Nobody has been notified.
(Censored)

Mand'alor Trebor · « **Reply #28 on:** January 01, 2009, 06:32 am »

i need some help..

A repair Technician has been notified.

not that kind of help....

A repair Technician has been notified.

Mr. Recluse, the Beta Tester(Greiv55) · « **Reply #29 on:** January 01, 2009, 06:40 am »

I've fallen and can't get up.
A Repair Technician has been notified.

My nuts keep falling off!
A Repair Technician has been notified.

I'm scared.
A Repair Technician has been notified.

The Charges won't go off!!
A Repair Technician has been notified.

They Killed Kenny!
A Mortician has been Notified

Sage · « **Reply #30 on:** January 01, 2009, 10:04 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

"A repair technician has been notified"

BowserandDESTROYAH! · « **Reply #31 on:** January 01, 2009, 12:45 pm »

^

I have killed a dog!
A cannibal has been notified

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #32 on:** January 01, 2009, 02:48 pm »

'Doctor, his aortic aneurysm has ruptured, he'll be dead within moments without immediate intervention'

The doctor looks round, unbothered.

'A repair technician has been notified' he says to the panicked nurse, and walks away.

M Doyle · « **Reply #33 on:** January 01, 2009, 03:26 pm »

"The americans just nuked down town nagasaki!"
"a repair technition has been notified"

Mr. Name change. (Rhyss) · « **Reply #34 on:** January 01, 2009, 05:46 pm »

I just pwnd everybody
A repair technicion has been notified

Mir'ika · « **Reply #35 on:** January 02, 2009, 12:41 am »

Quote from: Zero on January 01, 2009, 10:04 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

"A repair technician has been notified"

Damn you Zero! Now I have to find a more annoying song to throw at you! ...Wait! I have one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4

A repair technician has been notified.

Sage · « **Reply #36 on:** January 02, 2009, 03:50 am »

^___^

Nexus · « **Reply #37 on:** January 02, 2009, 03:58 am »

i haveing a heart attack!!

"a repair technition has been notified"

no i need an-.........

"sir, sir a repair technition has been notified"

(silence)

Peace Trooper · « **Reply #38 on:** January 02, 2009, 04:20 am »

LERRRRROOOOYYYYYYY JEEENNNNKKKIIIINNNSSSS!!!!!!!
a repair technition has been notified...

Sage · « **Reply #39 on:** January 02, 2009, 04:28 am »

We've lost our bridge deflector shields!

A repair technician has been notified.

It's a trap!

A repair technician has been notified.

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #40 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:16 pm »

'Luke, I am your father!!!!'

'A repair technician has been notified'

Sergeant Lyeman · « **Reply #41 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:29 pm »

actually that line is wrong. It's "no. I am your father."

Peace Trooper · « **Reply #42 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:32 pm »

whats up with this repair technician being notified all the time i mean soon enough he's gonna know so much his brain is going to asplo- oops, that did it...

Another Repair Technician has been notified

...

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #43 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:33 pm »

(so I'm not actually a star wars nerd, the point is the same)

Sergeant Lyeman · « **Reply #44 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:35 pm »

I was just messin' Chris... :'(

Mir'ika · « **Reply #45 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:36 pm »

Django is posting...
An assassin has been notified.

Doktor von Wer · « **Reply #46 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:36 pm »

Quote from: Sergeant Lyeman on January 02, 2009, 06:35 pm

I was just messin' Chris... :'(

What's the crying for? Me revealing I'm not a good star wars nerd?

Sergeant Lyeman · « **Reply #47 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:38 pm »

you sounded mad

it just bothers me when people say "Luke I am your father" when that line was never said. Its one of the most important lines in movie history and people should get it right

Mir'ika · « **Reply #48 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:45 pm »

^ agreed with...

Sergeant Lyeman · « **Reply #49 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:46 pm »

Chris you said the line wrong

A repair technician has been notified

Mir'ika · « **Reply #50 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:50 pm »

Django is still posting....
another assassin has been notified.

BowserandDESTROYAH! · « **Reply #51 on:** January 02, 2009, 07:17 pm »

Mirshe is not shutting up about the same joke.
"A assassin, A repair technician and his mom have been notified."

Peace Trooper · « **Reply #52 on:** January 03, 2009, 08:26 am »

*person falls down stairs*
"Oh my gosh i tink i broke my hip!"
*random person pops out of nowhere*
"A Repair Technician has been notafied!"

Aelek · « **Reply #53 on:** January 03, 2009, 10:46 am »

"I can't hold her captain, she gonna blow!"
-A repair technicion has been notified

Mandalor Vipeer · « **Reply #54 on:** January 03, 2009, 10:58 am »

Oh no Mirshe got strapped to a loaded superlaser again
A repair technician has been notified

"Now I am the master"
A repair technician has been notified

The world is asploding
a repair technician has been notified

"It's a cookie"
Admiral Ackbar has been notified

Admiral Ackbar is ate by a rabid cookie
a repair technician has been notified

we notified the technician
a repair technician has been notified

Chuck Norris died
a repair technician has been notified

Ultimate Empire at War

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