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« on: November 01, 2007, 12:15:23 AM »

This is the Forum Wars Officer Club. Only inducted members may post here. This is just a place to share battle stories & socialize.
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Krystal: I found it disturbing. Especially since she was my fav. If it had been Krystal or an anthro, it would be different, but MOKEY FRAGGLE?
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« Reply #5561 on: February 06, 2010, 09:57:21 PM »

(Tanus really did give me the club....)

Several sweeping changes are made to the way the bar is run.

1. A menu has been added so people can order food. To support this, a larger kitchen will be made.
2. 3 TVs are to be added to the bar area for watching sports events.
3. A spa for women is to be constructed on the second floor.
4. Additions to the training area on the second floor are to be done.
5. The freezer is to be made ten times bigger, even if it has to be made deeper into the ground.


Also, a "Help Wanted" sign is put in the window of the club.
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« Reply #5562 on: February 06, 2010, 10:01:55 PM »

I offer to help nameless pay to expand the bar and provide a labour force, though warn him not all will be "legal" or conform with "universal human rights laws"
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« Reply #5563 on: February 07, 2010, 05:16:22 PM »

I want the job as club idiot or punching bag or something Tounge
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« Reply #5564 on: February 09, 2010, 02:31:00 AM »

lessee tracer you're already the club idiot as to the punching bag....
Django walks into the club and punches Tracer in the kidney with an armored fist covered in spikes.
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« Reply #5565 on: February 09, 2010, 02:32:11 AM »

Django is disintegrated the second he walks into the bar by a new security system designed to keep pests out.
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« Reply #5566 on: February 09, 2010, 07:09:33 AM »

I go and buy my new power armour

"Nice, i like this new power armour,"
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« Reply #5567 on: February 09, 2010, 04:17:27 PM »

Rhyss walks in to a bar. "Ouch..."
He then walks into the club secretly and inocent whistles.
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« Reply #5568 on: February 09, 2010, 04:42:11 PM »

"noble..."
My voice is much deeper, the power armour doing so...
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« Reply #5569 on: February 09, 2010, 05:21:38 PM »

"Ahh crap... RUN!" Rhyss starts to run away knowing that marcus is probaly is in that suit.
"You will never catch... well... Me alive... Oops I shouldn't say that..."
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« Reply #5570 on: February 09, 2010, 05:47:25 PM »

my only response is a strange "light-whip" like object.

"Paralysis whip online"
i fling it at rhyss, upon contact he is completely imobalized and cannot move, i wrap it round his torso and drag him back to me.
"Out of the slammer are we?"
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« Reply #5571 on: February 09, 2010, 06:25:34 PM »

"Crap... err... I am not rhyss..." Inocent whistles.
"I am err... err..."
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« Reply #5572 on: February 09, 2010, 06:40:29 PM »

Serious jobs wanted:

Chef's Assistant: Help Chef Tonberry prepare the food that is ordered by the customers. Experience... helps.
Security Guard: Keep the peace inside the club. A background check IS required.
Waitress: Serve food. Women only.
Janitor Maintenance Personnel: Just know how to fix machines and mop the floor keep the bar clean.
Truck Driver: Get the supplies we buy from markets and warehouses to the club.


More jobs to be added as I think of them.
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« Reply #5573 on: February 09, 2010, 06:45:30 PM »

"Dead?"
i ask casually
"yes, you most likely are..."
i search my back-pack
"where'd i store that ripper?"


i then turn to lelouch
"Where's that short green guy with the dagger? i have a feeling he'd like one of these"
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« Reply #5574 on: February 09, 2010, 06:54:14 PM »

"What that midget thing?" Rhyss asks.
"The umm... what you call it? Umm... Lilty? no... umm Bomb?"
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« Reply #5575 on: February 09, 2010, 07:09:58 PM »

"the FF thing, with the lantern... TONBERRY!"
i rummage around abit more
"AH here it is!"
i draw the ripper out
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« Reply #5576 on: February 09, 2010, 07:13:44 PM »

A hole magically appears on the floor, and the Tonberry pokes it's head out of it. "Poke?" It pulls it's lantern out and places on the floor, then pulls itself out of the hole.
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« Reply #5577 on: February 09, 2010, 07:20:07 PM »

"Tonberrys... I forgot that" Rhyss chuckles.
"They are cute though..."
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« Reply #5578 on: February 09, 2010, 07:32:18 PM »

i offer it the ripper
"you want a hand-chainsaw ton? If oyu take it you can test it on rhyss!" i laugh for a sec "still paralyzed, an easy practice for you...
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« Reply #5579 on: February 09, 2010, 07:36:08 PM »

"Hmm Aslong not in the chest or head... any way I was released a while ago..." Rhyss sighs.
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A dark freindly shapeshifter. Also a bakugan brawler.

Mr. namechange
Rhyss
Aqua
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M Doyle
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« Reply #5580 on: February 09, 2010, 07:47:02 PM »

"Hmm... one sec" i say, leaving the whip on auto bind, i walk over to rhyss and put masking tape over his mouth
"much quieter, though when the ripper hits him there'll be some REALLY nasty sounds..."
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